mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 


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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy)


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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit


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masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(Source: clavacles)


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maria-daphne:

slowly going to push you away so you won’t have to deal with any of my shit anymore. the last thing you deserve is having someone to always worry about. you don’t need me and i’m nowhere near beneficial to you. just fucking leave already.


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We fall in love with one version of someone and we expect them to stay that way, but they never do.
Olivia Wilde, “Her: Love in the Modern Age”   (via emilyung)

(Source: choomtasticbaby)


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I’m not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don’t have to worry about me.
Dr. Gregory House (via khayyyy)

(Source: di-vinitus)


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